Tuesday, March 24, 2015

SPOOF TEXT (DISSLEXIS)

For Rent
Heret saw na sementiverdat ta het pepesranw, het mentapart orf netr, tub teh patament tusj rof a falymi outwith hiclredn.
A amn detivisi ot htat mentapart, khnit orf a temmon, hetn garee tihw het lesur. Utb worrowtom, eh vome ot teh mentapart tihw ish fewi  nad venes disks!! Teh nerow fo mentapart tegs dam.
“Ris, daytersey I saw ngillet oyu! hits menttarap saw jsut rof tren orf a falymi houtwit hiclredn!”
“Tawh lhicrend?” sawern teh nam. “Oyu dais shit venes era lhicrend? On!! THEY’RE STRESMON!”



BUS STOP


Oen yad na dol nam sdoot pu no a usb thal. Eh kelood tingiaw mesonghit.
Hent eh kesad ot a uyong nam earn imh. "Execus em, aym I kas uoy mesonghit?" dais het dol nma. "Sey, hawt si ti?" teh uyong nam deliper.
 "Hawt mite si teh sub ot Ngundab?" kased teh dol nam. "5 seminute taler," teh uyong nam weredans. "Hawt mite si teh usb ot Merasang?" teh dol nam kesad again. "Andour 10 seminute taler," het guyon amn swedrean flyerib. "Hewre ear oyu ginog ot og, ris?"
 "I tusj nawna scros shit treest. I'm fraida thye tih em," het lod mna nasdewred hent kelawd scrongsi het treest.



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