SPOOF TEXT(RAM OR RAMES)

SPOOF TEXT

Kali ini saya akan membagikan tentang Spoof text, atau bisa dikatan text yang isinya pingin ngelawak broe, hehehe. karena saya juga masih belajar dalam membuat text ini sehingga jika ada phrase atau kata- kata yang salah mohon sarannya broe, manusia ga ada yang sempurna broe hehehe. text yang saya bagikan kepada anda semua ini asli karya saya sendiri broe, sekitar setahun yang lalu pembuatan dari text ini. 


saya sudah sertakan generic structure dari text ini. Text Spoof sendiri bertujuan untuk menghibur pembaca, sedang tenses yang digunakan adalah past tense. Kalau kalian membaca text spoof asli buatan orang Amerika atau orang Inggris kalain akan mengalami kesulitan dalam memahami mana sebenarnya hal yang lucu. KArena perbedaan gaya kelucuan dari orang Indonesia dengan orang- orang sana. ok, langsung saja masuk ke text broe :D have a nice read

RAM OR RAMES

One day my friends dede and wahyu met me at building D to online. And we all online at the same time. (Orientation)

Suddenly wahyu asked to me “Chuzen, How expensive RAM is?” Dede heared his question and tried to answere his question. “Wa.... in this day RAM is so expensive, because one dolar is 10.000 rupies,” Then Wahyu continued his question. “So if I want to buy 4gb RAM, How much money I have to pay?” Dede replied. “I calculate, you have to pay $70!”, “Wow... it is too expensive” Replied Wahyu.( Event )

Because they very serious in their conversation, I am in too. “ Yuk, do you want to buy a large Ram in the cheap price?” Wahyu Replied. “Yeah of course, could you tell me please where I can buy the big RAM with lowest price?” (Event )

I just said. “You just pay 10.000 rupies to get 1gb Rams!”, “owh really?“(He surprised) “Yeah,,,, you just go to the Warteg and offer the Rams, and the waiter will be serve you there, very simple and very cheap!” hahahahahaha he laughed loudly.  “Sen this is not Rames, but this is RAM broe!!!” owh.... I replied. “I think Rames yuk hehehehe”. (Twist)

Created By : Ahmad Azein